I'm a single male (but considered a studmuffin by many) who enjoys long walks on the beach at sunset, candelit dinners and a good nap in the afternoon after strenuous exercise.
You can call me Rusty or Rustoleum or The Rust Man, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. My personal theory in life is "take time to stop and smell the roses, among other things."
There is nothing better than wind rippling through your hair on a crisp summer morning. I recommend a good cream rinse to deal with the resulting tangles.