Does this collar make me look fat? Maybe one in black would accentuate my—- oh hey, I didn’t see you there.
I’m only lazy on days that end in “y”.
I’ll publish my memoirs after I retire, entitled:
“Rusty After Dark—You think you know, but you have no idea.”
One glass of wine and I am already seeing double
Bromance.
Trust me, you really don’t want to do that.
Hello ladies. Look at your dog, now back to me, now back to him, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped using bitch-scented puppy shampoo he could smell like he’s me.
I like to live (and sleep) on the edge.